I Feel Like I’m In An Elevator And Can’t Get Off! It’s like…spinning your wheels and getting nowhere? Trapped with Musak and a SBD Farter!. . . I Twit You Not . . .4 weeks ago
Things of Note: A bird can and will get his head stuck in a birdfeeder leading to death on occasion. Greed or Bad Luck. You judge. . . I Twit You Not . . .4 weeks ago
Courtesy Flush: I dont know how many times I've told the people living in my house, "Poop flush, Wipe flush!". How hard is that?? Guess!. . . I Twit You Not . . .1 month ago
Yoga Lay Hee Who..Just finished yoga. Alec with me, laughing. He seemed to think passing gas while doing the back arch was necessary! ugh. . . I Twit You Not . . .1 month ago
I Will ALWAYS Be A Lard ASS this rate! Remember when I said I was going to exercise! I didn’t. Unless you count getting dressed an exercise. . . I Twit You Not . . .1 month ago