Hate laundry? Nude Mopping. How else to get the bathroom floor sparkly and avoid flinging that pee pee poo poo mop water onto your clothes?. . . I Twit You Not . . .1 hour ago
Sinner: As I was driving by Jo Jo's Church this morning my stereo blared on and Devo screamed “WHIP IT! WHIP IT GOOD!" whilst ladies looked. . . I Twit You Not . . .22 hours ago
Lack of Sleep Doubles Risk of Death AND Too Much Sleep Doubles Risk of Death...People are PAID to research and write this study. Good job!. . . I Twit You Not . . .2 days ago
I Made a Skid Mark and it Wasn’t In My PANTS! I learned to drive a stick shift AND left my mark on the world, or at least in my drive way.. . . I Twit You Not . . .4 days ago
Glasses my Asses!! Hell it’s come to this now, glasses. JUST FOR READING THOUGH…and computing and etc. What next…a leaky bladder?. . . I Twit You Not . . .5 days ago