…but not with piss.  I just so caught Petie stealin’ the cat food.  That rotten scoundrel.  I came into the house and wa laa I hear the clickity clack of dog nails on the laundry room floor going 50 mph.  AHAH!! I shouted as Petie came slinking out of the room like he’d been shot from a cannon…might I add…licking his chops wildly.  When I asked him, “Did you eat the cat food??!!”  he smiled, then hid under the coffee table where he’s been happily snoozing and alternatively farting for hours now.

gag…there is nothing on this world that smell worse than a dog farting wet cat food scented gas